What’s In a Name?

Heather posted this same thing over at the Hodgepodge and I laughed my head off so I just had to give it a go as well. Here are my various names:

Your real name: Josh

Gangsta name (1st three letters of your real name plus izzle, favorite ice cream & fav type of shoe): Josizzle Vanilla Sneaker is in the hizzle.

Native American name (fav color, fav animal): Green Cat

NASCAR name (1st names of grandfathers): William Robert—I gotta git me sum noo tars!

Dancer Name (fav perfume/scent, fav candy): Ban Reese (sorry, I don’t wear cologne so the best I could come up with for “fav scent” was the name of my deodorant).

Soap Opera name (middle name, street you live on): I don’t have a middle name so I’ll use my father’s—Alton Smoak.

Star Wars name (1st 3 letters of middle name, 1st 2 letters of first name): AltJo (beats Jar-Jar)

TV Weather/Anchor name (5th grade teacher’s last name, major city that starts with same letter): Parkerson Pittsburgh—it’s gonna be partly cloudy across the mid-state…

Spy name (fav season, fav flower): Winter Pansy (that’s probably not a good choice for flower)

Cartoon name (fav fruit, article of clothing you are wearing now): Kiwi Shorts

Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, fav tree): Oatmeal Magnolia—make love, not war….

Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Brown Tea (hey! that’s quite a coincidence)

Witness protection name (parents’ middle names): Alton Sheila

Goth name (black, name of one of your pets): Black Tom—that name alone makes me want to listen to The Cure in the dark.

Movie Star name (1st pet’s name, 1st street name): to the best of my knowledge that’d be—Sam Antioch. That’s not so bad.

Iraqi name (2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of mom’s maiden name, 3rd letter of dad’s name, 1st letter of a sibling’s first name, last letter of mom’s first name): Oasjm. Dang! I was so hoping it was going to turn out to be Osama.

Rock Star name (1st pet, current car): Sam Saturn. I could have been the fifth member of KISS—Ace Frehley, Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Peter Criss, and Sam Saturn. Let’s Rock!

I’d love to read yours.

Josh H.

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