Chuck Norris Facts Rock

walker2.jpgI know we have all seen the “facts” about Chuck Norris. I can not help myself. I just love those things. Plus I just love Walker, Texas Ranger. Go ahead and laugh all you want. But that is a good show. You can’t beat a little “hard hittin’ Texas justice.”

Well now all my dreams have come true thanks to Google. Google’s new customizable, personal homepage capability allows a user with a Google account to create a homepage with widgets that give information/entertainment suited to the user. And yes, they have a Chuck Norris facts widget. So every time I fire up my browser I can view the latest headlines, the number of messages in my Gmail inbox and I can see a brand spankin’ new fact about Chuck Norris.

A few of my favorites have been:

  • Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
  • Chuck Norris’ favorite cereal is Kellogg’s Nails ‘N’ Gravel.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Josh H.

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